Includes:
✅ Official Idiot Certificate
✅ 10 Recognition Cards (for calling out legendary behavior)
✅ Prestigious Declaration of Idiocy (framed like it’s from a royal court of chaos)
🪙 Welcome to the Club of Glorious Mistakes.
This isn’t just a bundle, it’s an initiation.
Inside this sacred package lies the proof that you, yes you, have earned your place among the Elite Society of Spectacularly Questionable Decisions. From bold blunders to parking faux-pas, your contributions to the world of chaos have not gone unnoticed.
🔥 What You Get:
🖋 Official Certificate of Legendary Idiocy
Signed, sealed, and totally not fake. Frame it next to your diploma. Or over it.
📇 10 Recognition Cards
Give one to anyone who:
Parks over two spaces
Uses hazard lights like a permission slip
Thinks cutting in line is a sport
Reminds us all that common sense is optional
Steals food from the fridge.
📜 The Prestigious Declaration of Idiocy
An absurdly serious document proclaiming your right to the title of Idiot, with pomp, sarcasm, and ceremonial flair. Hang it like you're royalty. Or cursed.
Bonus:
Each bundle comes with nomination into The Legendary Idiot Club and eligibility to receive free $LIDIOT tokens (if you post your induction with the official hashtag).
💬 Join a community that celebrates the mess-ups, the missteps, and the moments that make us laugh.
Because in this club, Mistakes Make Legends™.
🪙 How to Claim Your Free $LIDIOT Tokens
Every official Idiot Membership Kit includes a unique claim code inside.
🧠 Here’s how to unlock your reward:
Open your kit and locate your official claim code.
Take a photo or selfie with your certificate (because legends own it).
Post it on Twitter or Instagram using the hashtag #LegendaryIdiot.
Submit your post + wallet address at:
👉 [Insert link to your claim form here]
🎁 You’ll receive 2,500 free $LIDIOT tokens as proof of your chaotic wisdom.
⚠️ Important:
🚫 Each claim code can only be used once.
⏳ Only a limited number of tokens are distributed each month. If the cap is reached, your claim will roll over to the next month automatically.
💡 Translation?
The earlier you claim, the faster you flex.
Wait too long… and you’ll have to stand in line with the other almost-legends. 😉